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Aug 22
Aug 22
Aug 21

nerdy-hippie:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

borl2008:

Yup

Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”

So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”

She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’” 

one time i was on a class trip to nyc and we had several roommates and one of them was asleep 

well the rest of us we were talking about this really ceppy teacher named mr. haney and my friend, who was asleep, goes mr. haney is so ugh

then we thought she was awake so we went over there to annoy her so we started poking her and she was like “poke” everytime we poked her it was priceless

Aug 21

Anonymous said: Why don't you use capital letters?

officialunitedstates:

the kids on tumblr are more receptive to text posts that lack proper capitalization and I am a businessman

Aug 21
deebzy:

Sherlock attempts to show affection towards others. A+

deebzy:

Sherlock attempts to show affection towards others. A+

Aug 21
Aug 21
white-claudia:

gordon ramsay is a treasure

white-claudia:

gordon ramsay is a treasure

Aug 21

shutupstrax:

Doctor who countdown meme 
↳ 5 days till who: One time period - The 21st century

Aug 21

sharethatreally:

"MY BABIES" I scream at a group of men that are actually older than me

Aug 21